The Fries

Oil and potatoes both grow underground so french fries may have eventually produced themselves, had they not been invented. ~A.J. Esther

Byron's french fries were voted best in the nation recently by GQ magazine.

The Dog

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.~Luciano Pavarotti

The Joint