Boys of Summer

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel.
~RogerSimon, 1988

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

~Woody Allen

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability. ~George Bernard Shaw